{"product_id":"strangelove-goofy-grape-flocked-blue-8-375-skateboard-deck","title":"STRANGELOVE Goofy Grape - Flocked Blue 8.375\" Skateboard Deck","description":"\u003ch1 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1588\/0411\/files\/unnamed_5b27a4fe-ed65-4d2c-aa2f-61c824de747a_480x480.jpg?v=1688496590\"\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch1 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eSTRANGELOVE Goofy Grape - Flocked 8.375\" Skateboard Deck\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eArtwork by Todd Bratrud\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eManufactured at PS Stix\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHand-Screened and Flocked at Screaming Squeegees\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cem data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eCaveat: \u003c\/strong\u003eBe aware that \u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eblemishes and imperfections are an expected and accepted part of the screen-printing process\u003c\/strong\u003e. Each board is screened by hand, one at a time, layer upon layer, making each print unique unto its own—just like snowflakes! That said, sorry, but we will not consent to any returns unless the graphic is determined to be unacceptable at our discretion. Please take this into consideration prior to ordering any screen-printed boards.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eDimensions:\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e8.375 x 32.25\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSpecs:\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003eNose: 7.0 \/ Tail: 6.625 \/ WB: 14.25\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cem data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eWarning: LIMIT ONE PER HOUSEHOLD. \u003c\/strong\u003eOrder more than that and risk getting your order canceled in full. Not fun, right? Well, don't be a greedy dick. Speaking of which, if you had any notion of flipping your \"confirmed order\" onto eBay, prepare for a possible disappointment. No one likes when people do this—frankly it's rather rude and disdainful—and\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e WE RESERVE THE RIGHT TO CANCEL ANY ORDER \u003c\/strong\u003ewe deem suspect in nature. \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eProduct Description:\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eHave you ever referred to a hemorrhoid as a grape? Chances are, yes, I'm guessing, not that it matters much anyway, but you really shouldn't strain so hard while pooping. Now, see what I did there? STRAIN. Just goes to show that no matter where you go in this tangled web of words there's always a way to bring it back to the weed.  \u003cem data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e—Cliver\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cem data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eWarning: \u003c\/strong\u003eSince the dawn of mankind, \u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003etop stain veneers come in a variety of colors\u003c\/strong\u003e and the one shown here is for \u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003edisplay purposes only\u003c\/strong\u003e. In other words, we cannot guarantee a specific color so please be pleasantly surprised with the one you receive and not get all bent and butt-hurt about it.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"The Dark Slide","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42562575171702,"sku":"sku-40897287553121","price":79.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0563\/2894\/5782\/files\/goofyg-blue_8_375_web_1024x1024_5fa64f0e-a02c-4c8d-a7b9-b029809d4f7b.jpg?v=1757738959","url":"https:\/\/shop.bowshock.app\/products\/strangelove-goofy-grape-flocked-blue-8-375-skateboard-deck","provider":"Bow Shock Marketplace","version":"1.0","type":"link"}