{"product_id":"strangelove-timothy-johnson-hypebeast-8-75-skateboard-deck-by-sean-cliver","title":"Strangelove Timothy Johnson Hypebeast 8.75\" Skateboard Deck by Sean Cliver","description":"\u003ch1 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1588\/0411\/files\/unnamed_5b27a4fe-ed65-4d2c-aa2f-61c824de747a_480x480.jpg?v=1688496590\"\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch1 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eStrangelove Timothy Johnson Hypebeast 8.75\" Skateboard Deck by Sean Cliver\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eArtwork by Sean Cliver\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eManufactured at PS Stix (Heat Transfer)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e8.75 x 32.875\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eSpecs:\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003eNose: 7.25 \/ Tail: 6.75 \/ WB: 14.75\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNote:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eAll sales are final. Can't say that any simpler. Unless the product is defective in the wood manufacturing sense, we will not accept any\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ereturns—in other words,\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eyou bot it, you bought it.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Description:\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003ePrefer your shape big but perhaps a little more well rounded in the nose? Here's an alternative model of his but on our \"classic\" 8.75 width.\u003cstrong\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003eNow, with regard to the graphic, I'd like to make it perfectly clear that this monstrosity of fashion was inspired wholly by me. Yes, I dress like this on a daily basis, a patchwork man of many disconnected patterns. Except—and this is a BIG EXCEPT—for the footwear, because under no circumstances will I be caught dead and shambling around the countryside while wearing these ridiculous marshmallows. Trinketized ones, no less. \"The horror,\" to quote Col. Kurtz. Cinematic fun fact: The costume designer for Mike Judge's visionary dystopian comedy flick \u003cem\u003eIdiocracy\u003c\/em\u003e, specifically chose this footwear for the cast to wear based solely on the fact they looked so silly and would surely never become a trending choice for the future feet of humankind. Ha-f**king-ha. \u003cem data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e—Cliver\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarning: \u003c\/strong\u003eSince the dawn of mankind,\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003etop and bottom stain veneers come in a variety of colors\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eand the ones shown here are for\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003edisplay purposes only\u003c\/strong\u003e. In other words, we cannot guarantee a specific color so please be pleasantly surprised with the one you receive and not get all bent and butt-hurt about it.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"The Dark Slide","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42562579857526,"sku":"SL-Hpyebeast-875","price":64.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0563\/2894\/5782\/files\/SL-tjfm_8_75_2133_web_1080x_e164a9cb-0356-4c91-8678-be094af76b9c.jpg?v=1757738996","url":"https:\/\/shop.bowshock.app\/products\/strangelove-timothy-johnson-hypebeast-8-75-skateboard-deck-by-sean-cliver","provider":"Bow Shock Marketplace","version":"1.0","type":"link"}